Funny Instagram Caption is a way to express your feelings and be a part of make reason to someone smile. Here is a Best Funny Instagram Caption Ideas for your post.


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1. Hey, there Instagram is using me.
2. I always learn from the mistake of others who take my advice.
3. When your phone is 1% battery & anyone who sends a message or call, becomes the enemy.
4. The brain is Intelligent, why not have everyone.
5. All the rules are made to be a break.
6. Try to say the letter M without your lips touching.
7. Scratch here ##### to reveal this status.
8. HMM-MM…..DON’T COPY MY STATUS.
9. Lock your vehicle and then trust GOD.
10. 3 mistakes done by everyone...Instagram, Facebook & GF.

11. Excuse me. Please empty your pockets. I think you stole my heart.
12. I am not lazy, I am on energy-saving mode.
13. I wake up when I can’t hold my pee in any longer.
14. DO YOU EVER JUST LIE ON KNEES AND THANK GOD THAT YOU KNOW 
15. ME AND MY INTELLIGENCE?
16. DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW.
17. 80% of boys don’t have a brain while the rest don’t have girlfriends.
18. The reason I’m fat because a thin body could not handle my personality.
19. There's like 7 billion people in this world and no one wants to date me. I hate this world.huh
20. ACCEPT WHO YOU ARE. UNLESS YOU’RE A SERIAL KILLER.

21. Life is too short. Chat Fast.
22. Mosquitoes are like family. Annoying but they carry your blood.
23. Relationship Status: Looking for a WI-FI connection.
24. Faces YOU Make ON the Toilet loll (oboe) (>_<) (0_0) (^_^)
25. Beauty is in the eye of CC holders.
26. When you eat a banana, never ever make eye contact.
27. LIFE IS SHORT. EAT FAST.
28. With great power comes great electricity bills.
29. WARNING! I KNOW BOXING AND SOME OTHER WORDS.
30. Girls, if he only wants your breasts, legs, and thighs. Send him to KFC.

31. If you can’t convince them, confuse them.
32. While I was driving my Audi, the alarm woke me up.
33. Did anyone else notice the sound if you click the like button on my status?
34. Arguments are always done in the "CAPS LOCK" mode.
35. GO TO HEAVEN FOR THE CLIMATE, HELL FOR THE COMPANY.
36. His story history.My story mystery.
37. Save water drink beer.
38. Girls use Photoshop to look beautiful. Boys use photoshop to show their creativity.
39. Marriage is the cause of divorce.
40. I don’t have bad handwriting. That’s my Calligraphy.

41. I never fail. It’s my success that is postponed.
42. It's been 70+ years, Tom. You're never going to eat Jerry.
43. Man ask a trainer in the gym: "I want 2 impresses that girl..., which machine 
44. can I use it? Trainer replies. Use the ATM.
45. I am not addicted to Instagram. I only use it when I have time. Lunchtime, break time, bedtime, and this time, that time, any time, and all the time.
46. When nothing seems right then go left.
47. I STILL MISS MY EX, BUT GUESS WHAT? MY AIM IS GETTING BETTER?
48. Hey, you are reading my status again.
49. Silent persons are said to have loudest minds.
50. When you remix a remix. It’ll become normal.

51. Love may be blind but neighbors aren’t. Be careful.
52. A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.
53. Whoever says "Good Morning" on Monday's deserves to get slapped.
54. Remember, when the going gets tough, the tough get going.
55. 6 peg loading.
56. Phone on silent mode 10 missed call. Turns volume to loud nobody calls all day.
57. The only thing I gained so far this year is the weight.
58. DON’T TAKE LIFE TOO SERIOUSLY, YOU WON’T GET OUT OF IT ALIVE.
59. SAVE PAPER, DON’T DO HOMEWORK.
60. Blocked some numbers. If you read this you’re lucky.

61. Never make eye contact while eating a banana.
62. All my life I thought air is free until I bought a bag of chips.
63. Today's relationships, You can touch each other but not each other’s phones.
64. If I agreed with you we both were wrong.
65. Etc. meaning end of thinking capacity.
66. When it’s you against me, you either win or you die.
67. I love my job only when I'm on vacation.....
68. When I actually die some people are going to get really haunted.
69. The brain is Work more. When you can use it.
70. Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

71. Where there’s a will, there are relatives.
72. Don’t get a man/woman, get a dog. They are loyal and they die sooner.
73. ‘Seen’ is the best ignorance SI unit.
74. GOOGLE must be a woman because it knows everything.
75. AWESOME ENDS WITH ME AND UGLY STARTS WITH U.
76. I work for money. You’d hire a dog for loyalty.
77. I’m always right. Once I thought I’m wrong. But I was wrong.
78. Bisexual people texts to two people at a time.
79. It’s amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world each day fits exactly the length of the newspaper.
80. I didn’t fail. It was my First Attempt in Learning.

81. A black cat does the job of stopping people from effectively than a RED signal.
82. Status: I on Not on Instagram.
83. Everything funnier when you’re supposed to be quiet.
84. I've had a horribly busy day converting oxygen into carbon dioxide.
85. Running away does not help you with your problems unless you are fat.
86. Everybody is so happy. I hate that.
87. I was driving Bentley and suddenly my alarm woke me up.
88. Laughing at your own texts before you send them because you are so damn funny.
89.When a bird hits your window have you ever wondered if God is playing angry birds with you?
90. My biggest concern in life is actually how my online friends can be informed of my death.
91. If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, nobody else wanted them either.
92. I have enough money to last me the rest of my life unless I buy something.
93. I am sure I have a defective iPhone, I keep pressing the home button and I'm still at work.
94. IN VICTORY, YOU DESERVE CHAMPAGNE. IN DEFEAT YOU NEED IT.
95. Silence is the best powerful scream.




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