Hi readers, here is the Cool Instagram Caption for 2020. You can also write status as WhatsApp profile status and Facebook profile caption. Having in cool mood is great, and we will like to express our friends on Instagram. Check out these best 100 Cool Instagram Caption Ideas.


Cool Instagram Caption

1. My life my rules.
2. Time is precious waste it wisely.
3. I am Waiting for GF Message!
4. Never get on one knee for a girl who won’t get on two for you.
5. I'm cool but Summer made me hot!
6. Life must go on :-)
7. Life is planning a pleasant curve for me.
8. I wish I could trade my heart for another liver. So that I can drink more and careless.
9. Always trying to cool me.
10. We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before police


Cool Quotes and Captions

11. Move on…
12. Keep calm and enjoy life.
13. Whatsapp status is loading…
14. Life is like ice cream, enjoy it before it melts.
15. Too busy to update a status. 0_o
16. Waiting for a Wi-Fi network.
17. I am not drunk, I am just chemically off-balanced.
18. I’m cool but global warming made me hot
19. A woman needs a man like a fish needs a net.
20. In “Success” all depends on the second letter.


Cool Status 2020

21. I’ll hit you so hard even GOOGLE wasn’t able to find you.
22. Lives not about money, it’s about love & ……I love MONEY!
23. Sometimes you never realize the value of a moment until it becomes a memory.
24. If people are trying to bring you ‘Down’, it only means that you are ‘Above them’.
25. Hey there….. Be there.
26. Every problem comes with a solution, but my GF doesn't have.
27. They say we learn from our mistakes; so I’m making as many as possible!!! Soon I will be a genius:-B
28. My laziness is like 8 when I lie down it becomes infinity?? : P
29. I am not Spiderman or Superman However I am a superhero for my GF.
30. There are 3 types of people in the world- vegetarian, non-vegetarian & Tuesday-Saturday.


Cool Caption For Instagram

31. People say me bad…..but trust me I am the worst!
32. I don’t understand how my room gets so messy when I literally sit in one place with my phone all day.
33. I have no time to hate people, who hate me...because, I’m always busy with loving people, who love me...
34. Go where you are appreciated, not where you are tolerated.
35. Walking around supermarket* *don’t see mom* ACT COOL, ACT COOL!
36. Never too busy to be happy :-)
37. Always trying to cool Me.
38. Live? Laugh? Love?
39. Just about the time when you think you can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends.
40. I don't care what people think or say about me!


Cool Captions

41. WIFE & INSULT Are Somewhat Similar, They Always Look Good, IF IT IS NOT YOURS!
42. I'm the dude with a cool attitude
43. People with status don't need status...
44. Going to Macdonald for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug.
45. Life is too short. Don't waste it reading my status...
46. Every problem comes with a solution, but my GF doesn't have.
47. A smile suits every kind of clothes
48. Dreams are just the brain's Screen-savers.
49. Exams!!!!The most creative phase of life :):(
50. I like to hang out with people that make me forget to look at my phone.


Attitude Instagram Caption 2020

51. Or, you know... DON'T text back... that's cool too?
52. Do not drink and drive or you might spill the drink?
53. "Wow, you're cool." LIKE if you just read that in a sarcastic voice.
54. Always remember you are UNIQUE………… just like everybody else. ……
55. One wise guy invented mobile application Whatsapp…..and his wife added last seen feature :)??
56. You are as useless as the ‘AY’ in ‘Okay’.
58. Galileo-Great mind! Einstein-genius mind! Newton-Extraordinary mind! Bill gates-brilliant mind... ME-Never Mind!
59. Beauty is like Moon, looks much better at Night...
60. I'm the dude with a cool attitude.


Coolest Status

61. Tomorrow is the best time to do everything you had planned today
62. I will marry the girl who looks as pretty as in her Aadhaar card!!!!
63. Life is simple if we are simple...
64. I don’t need to explain myself because I know I’m right.
65. Take Life, one cup at a time!
66. Stop checking my status! Go Get A Life??
67. Every problem comes with some solution. .....If it doesn’t have any solution, it’s a girl.
68. Sometimes you need to maintain a distance to keep them close to you.
69. Don’t rush anything. When the time is right, it’ll happen.


Quotes and Status

71. I’m looking for a bank loan that can perform two things. Give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.
72. Fun is like life insurance. The older you get. The more it costs.
73. Without 'me', it’s just awesome.
74. The strawberry shampoo doesn’t taste as good as it smells.
75. Life is too short. Don’t waste it removing the pen drive safely.
76. Life was much easier when Apple and Blackberry were just fruits.
77. I have decided to leave my past behind me, so I owe you money…..sorry but I’ve moved on.
78.  Status under construction.
79. We are all part of the ultimate statistic – ten out of ten dies.
80. Second chances are for loser’s….either we do it in the first place or live it for others.

Funny Cool Instagram Caption 2020

81. I’ll be back before you pronounce njancsjhuehndihjnjniojijkwsa.
82. Happiness is when “Last seen at” changes to “online” and then to “typing...”
83. Keep moving! Nothing new to read…
84. I was not busy to be online… I had just Gave up on my life 
85. Contact name as “Free Recharge”
86. It’s so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don’t say it.
87. People are like music some say the truth and rest, just noise.
88. You hate drama? Cool. Stop starting it.
89. Error 404.
90. Access denied. 

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